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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and
two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a
Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What
do
you do?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer :
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does
the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife
think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about
this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold
on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have
paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that
would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to
debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.
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Republican's
Answer:
BANG!
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Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the
Winchester
Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?!"
Son: "Can I shoot the next
one?!"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
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jhess
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Republican: My wife want let me mount anymore pigs,and my son lives in Atlanta,let him hunt his own!FMJ's. I have 30 rnd clip.....
Willie
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Swampy Joe
El Dorado,Ark
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I`am a Conservative so two rounds in the head would have been plenty for me. But because of liberal holly woods shows I would have made sure the assailant would not have jumped up and came back at me with a few extra exploratory knife wounds.
Not a surgeon but I did stay in a Holiday Inn once.
Silver limited Edition 2002 660 Grizzly.1987 Big Bear 350 4wd.Past Wheeliers Honda 250 sx,Honda 200m Honda 185s.
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camo fox
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Swampy Joe wrote:I`am a Conservative so two rounds in the head would have been plenty for me. But because of liberal holly woods shows I would have made sure the assailant would not have jumped up and came back at me with a few extra exploratory knife wounds.
Not a surgeon but I did stay in a Holiday Inn once.
X2
I stayed at a holiday INN once as well, but I am a surgeon ... 
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Swampy Joe
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camo fox wrote:Swampy Joe wrote:I`am a Conservative so two rounds in the head would have been plenty for me. But because of liberal holly woods shows I would have made sure the assailant would not have jumped up and came back at me with a few extra exploratory knife wounds.
Not a surgeon but I did stay in a Holiday Inn once.
X2
I stayed at a holiday INN once as well, but I am a surgeon ...
Bet it would be fun being around you cleaning a deer while performing a autopsy all at the same time.
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twin turbo pervert
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why does it have to be a 1911 .45 and not a full-auto AR-15 with a grenade launcher?
YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATES ARE JUST AN APOLOGY LETTER FROM THE CONDOM FACTORY!
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camo fox
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Swampy Joe wrote:camo fox wrote:Swampy Joe wrote:I`am a Conservative so two rounds in the head would have been plenty for me. But because of liberal holly woods shows I would have made sure the assailant would not have jumped up and came back at me with a few extra exploratory knife wounds.
Not a surgeon but I did stay in a Holiday Inn once.
X2
I stayed at a holiday INN once as well, but I am a surgeon ...
Bet it would be fun being around you cleaning a deer while performing a autopsy all at the same time.
HAHA that would be funny, but I am no surgeon. I'm only 20, I wouldn't even be outta college yet
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Swampy Joe
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camo fox wrote:Swampy Joe wrote:camo fox wrote:Swampy Joe wrote:I`am a Conservative so two rounds in the head would have been plenty for me. But because of liberal holly woods shows I would have made sure the assailant would not have jumped up and came back at me with a few extra exploratory knife wounds.
Not a surgeon but I did stay in a Holiday Inn once.
X2
I stayed at a holiday INN once as well, but I am a surgeon ...
Bet it would be fun being around you cleaning a deer while performing a autopsy all at the same time.
HAHA that would be funny, but I am no surgeon. I'm only 20, I wouldn't even be outta college yet
I knew that but it would still be fun watching a person pretending to be a Doctor cleaning a deer and doing the autopsy. Some of the hunters down here still believe in the magic bullet theory that came out from the Warren commission on JFK`s autopsy.
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jhess
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Swampy,you gotta admit,Lee Oswald made a heck of a shot !Moving target,out of a window,with a less than accurate rifle....?? 4 inches at most target...I am a very able shooter,but that would have been a difficult job at most.
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Swampy Joe
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jhess wrote:Swampy,you gotta admit,Lee Oswald made a heck of a shot !Moving target,out of a window,with a less than accurate rifle....?? 4 inches at most target...I am a very able shooter,but that would have been a difficult job at most.
Jhess I have a copy of the original Warren Commission book that I got from my Uncle that was a patrolman himself here in Arkansas at the time of JFK`s shooting in Dallas,TX.
There was three shots and all were on a moving target in less than 5 seconds supposedly from Oswald that was over a hundred yrds away. Aint no dam way by one man!
Besides the film crews picked-up 4 rifle cracks in the sound system but it was hushed.
Never have I seen a animal hit with a shot to the back of the head jump towards the initial bullet impact.
The Subruder film shows the last fatal impact on JFK and if you are a hunter you know it came from in front of the car and not behind because massive injury comes from a exit wound and not a entrance wound.
This was one of the most corrupt investigations in our nations history plain and simple. Tigers will eat their young.
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